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I found this at frienster's bulletin borad. And i found it bloody interesting..


The Orang Panjang Contemporary Mat Dictionary

Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves.
Similar in using “lu” when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.


A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate the English phrase “Monkey Cave” into Malay. The mat will then say “Gua Monyet” (I'm a monkey).


Mat [mat] noun – To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more “English speaking” types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.


Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.


Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of
the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hai Minah!” at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile at you.


Picit [pee-chet] verb – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?


Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective/adverb – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.


Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Tadi aku nampak
accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial” Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop)


In its purest form, “sial” means “jinx” but mats have refined the art of using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite form “siak” and “siul” for those who do not want to sound too crude.


Skank [s-kank] adjective - A favourite weird-looking dance performed by mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and minahs love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of artistry in the dance but most of the time they just look like they've
been possessed by the ghost of a restless retard.


Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal
human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way.
Example : “I will be late. Sowie!”


Step [se-tep] adjective/verb – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an
arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh?” Translation: Don't you dare feign innocence in this matter. Can also be used as a gerund e.g. “stepping”. See next entry.


Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective/verb - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.


Stoppit [setop-eet] adjective/verb – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent.



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Oh I love my family..

We went to the airport to fetch Sis's bf and I was also craving for Popeyes. So I drag my Mum and Dad along. Hahaha! And yes we had Popeyes. And Mum said we gonna eat Swensens next when we go to the airport again. Weee~

Some pictures from the airport.. airport!!

Okay. I'm updating now. Hold on people. Hold on tight. Its gonna be a bumpy ride. Haha! My days has been great. A lot of things happened. But I just got no bloody mood to update it here. So yea. I've still not met my scandalous friend since her birthday. Step mane nye busy jek kite. Hahaha!



This is the girl I spent my time chatting at msn. She's just a friend from Australia. Cool or what?!?! Hahaha. We talk bout lots of thing. From general to personal. And we did lots of faces to each other. Okay la. Its me most of the time k. Fine. Hahaha!





And this is my desktop wallpaper at the moment. I kan da bilang I jiwe ngan u linggg. U tk caye. Hahahaha!





Some pics taken during breakfast at Macdonalds. 4am in the morning. Muke satu2 masai uh. Hahahahaha!





And the pic I edited yesterday. Saya suka gambar nie..

And the last picture for my entry is of course this Lingg of mine! Hahahaha! Aku nye scandal. Baik ape..


Tadi baru aku tau, aku ngan nizam sedare. Hahaha! Kecoh ape. Kalo gitu, Khid ngan Saigon pon sedare aku. Bertambah la sedare aku kat skola. Hahahahaha!



Okay la. After reading this entry.. People will think I've got a gf. DIL MASI SINGLE LA OII!! Hahahahahaha!








Reply to taggers.

aidah:aidil!relinked aku..hahahaha
diL: baik! nant saye relink yer..

farz: g update la pantat!
diL: da update pon.

Lingggg: i ingat biler kiter start calling each other Bii Lingg. haha. lepas tgk citer DUA KALI LIMA DOL! haha!!! kan?!!!
diL: i rase2 gitu uh. hahaha! tk brape ingat la pulak.

mas: wahhh nice laa ur skin. i loike! n yaa.. DILography. kewl kewl. mcm khaifadnyer, FADography.
diL: thanks ehk. dilography masi blm blh fight ngan fadography. masi on the way. hahahaha!

minimie: hey dil!! cool lah your blog.. :) ahah you really look different when you young..you look abit like acap..
diL: acap?? asl acap ehk? hahaha! and ya. thanks for the compliment aite.

zanna: ehem ehem... lingg mc ku kenal ajer...hurhurhrur.. ok ltr i linky2... see ya ard..
diL: memang kenal sngt pon. hahaha! cya around in sch aite..

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